Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

And you honored it I see :P

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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