- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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