Granny porn!

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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