- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

why are black people so fast? because there black

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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