What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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