- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

pobody's nerfect

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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