Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Christ is a conspiracy

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Sam Hengal.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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