why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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