- Anti Joke

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller