- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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