when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Anti Joke

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