- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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