knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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