A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Once upon a time a was born

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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