a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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