- Anti Joke

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Granny porn!

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

V I T A M I N C !

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

vitamin c

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.