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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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