What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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i killed my family

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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