- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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