- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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