an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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neil likes pube toast

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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