- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Feminism.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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