Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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