What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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