What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

. . I am a whale

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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