Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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