- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

silver bullet?

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

a black guy walks into a black bar

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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