- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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