- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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