Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

world society

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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