Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Mogok Papiti.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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black people

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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