- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Your Mom!!!

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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