- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

If the 49ers won the superbowl

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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