- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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