- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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