Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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