What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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