A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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