- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

i like turtles

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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