- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Feminism.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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