Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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