Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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