A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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