- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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