- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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