- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

an emo girl walked into a white room

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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