- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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