one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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