- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Nobody cares maddie!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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