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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

white or wheat? wheat please.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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