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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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