Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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