- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

I was once a hamster.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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