Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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