- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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