What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

I have a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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