- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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