- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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