What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Women drivers...

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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