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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What's big and messy? A big mess

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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