- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

5 people are walking

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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