- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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