What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Anti Jokes = Drained

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why are white people white? I don't know

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

25

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

lets bomb africa

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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