What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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