- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

I went to work today....

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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