- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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