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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Women's rights.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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