- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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