- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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