- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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